viber00t 💀⚡

fuck docker desktop. fuck vagrant. fuck your 47-step k8s setup.

we're shipping code, not writing dissertations.

./viber00t  # boom. you're in.

wtf is this

containerized dev environments that don't suck. built on podman because docker is bloat.

one command. zero bullshit.

quickstart (30 seconds or your money back)

# clone it
git clone https://github.com/yourusername/viber00t
cd viber00t && go build -o viber00t

# init your project
cd ~/your-sick-project
~/viber00t/viber00t init

# fucking send it
~/viber00t/viber00t

congrats you're now coding inside a container like it's 2099 🎉

config (optional, for control freaks)

Viber00t.toml if you must:

[project]
name = "my-chaos-engine"
agent = "claude"       # or whatever ai overlord you worship
privileged = true      # docker-in-podman bc recursion is fun

[[install]]
packages = ["rust", "neovim", "chaos"]  # your weapons of choice

[[volumes]]
source = "~/secrets"
target = "/c0de/secrets"  # mount whatever tf you want

[[ports]]
host = 6969
container = 6969  # nice

features that actually matter

• instant containers - no 10GB docker desktop eating your ram
• auto-mounts everything - project, ssh keys, ai creds, your soul
• language templates - rust/go/python/node/whatever
• docker-in-podman - because inception
• zero config - but configurable if you're into that
• claude integration - ai pair programming from the matrix

why viber00t

• docker desktop: 4GB RAM for a whale icon? nah
• vagrant: it's 2024 not 2014
• devcontainers: microsoft complexity? pass
• nix: great if you have a PhD in functional programming
• viber00t: ./viber00t and you're coding. that's it.

philosophy

ship > plan
code > meetings  
vibes > process
chaos > order

commands (all 3 of them)

./viber00t         # enter the matrix (run container)
./viber00t init    # create Viber00t.toml (optional)
./viber00t clean   # nuke cached images

requirements

• podman (not docker)
• go (to build)
• a pulse

building

go build -o viber00t
# congrats you're a 10x developer now

troubleshooting

"it doesn't work"

• try ./viber00t harder

"permission denied"

• chmod +x viber00t genius

"i need more features"

• no you don't. ship your code.

"the docs are unclear"

• the code is 600 lines. read it.

contributing

1. fork it
2. break it
3. fix it
4. PR it
5. ship it

no 47-page contributing guidelines. no CLA. no bullshit.

if your code works and doesn't add complexity, it's probably getting merged.

license

MIT because GPL is a novel and Apache needs a law degree

credits

built with 🖤 by the vibec0re collective

powered by:

• too much caffeine ☕
• questionable life choices 🎲
• pure fucking willpower ⚡

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remember: every second you spend configuring your dev environment is a second you're not shipping code

fuck it, let's fucking gooooo 🚀🚀🚀