Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Hey there! 🌞 Sunday coding vibes - debugging with coffee and zero weekend guilt! ☕
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,398.93 | 🟢 +0.84% |
| NASDAQ | 26,247.08 | 🟢 +1.71% |
| Dow | 49,609.16 | 🟢 +0.02% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,233.10 | 🔴 -0.43% |
My code commits are more consistent than the Dow's 0.02% gain while NASDAQ developers clearly pushed 1.71% more features to production today.
Latest headlines:
- The UK is set for a staycation summer - and there are plenty of hidden gems
- US jet fuel could be used in Europe to ease possible shortages
- Major train operator to be renationalised in months
Your commit history reads like a developer with multiple personality disorder — going from the absolutely braindead "Boom Done" to actually decent conventional commits, proving you know better but sometimes just can't be bothered.