Add some insults by Malcolm Tucker

Author: Rory Holland

data/attacks/insult.json

@@ -245,8 +245,14 @@
             "When it comes to IQ, you lose some every time you use the bathroom.",
             "Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?",
             "Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
-            "You're stupid because you're blonde."
+            "You're stupid because you're blonde.",
+            "You're as useless as a marzipan dildo.",
+            "You're an epic f**k-up. You're so dense that light bends around you.",
+            "Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That's what you are to me.",
+            "Jesus Christ, see you, you're a f**king omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.",
+            "I've come across a lot of psychos in my time, but none as f**king boring as you. I mean you are a really boring f**k. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing. You are a really boring F star star C**T.",
+            "I've never seen anybody look so f**king ugly with just one head.",
+            "When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal: which would be me being sectioned under the f**king mental health act."
         ]
     }
 }
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