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51 | 51 | "What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?", |
52 | 52 | "It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.", |
53 | 53 | "Shock me, say something intelligent.", |
54 | | - "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.", |
55 | 54 | "If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!", |
56 | 55 | "If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.", |
57 | 56 | "Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!", |
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66 | 65 | "At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.", |
67 | 66 | "I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.", |
68 | 67 | "You're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.", |
69 | | - "Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.", |
| 68 | + "Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein's monster was ugly too.", |
70 | 69 | "I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.", |
71 | 70 | "Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.", |
72 | 71 | "Your face makes onions cry.", |
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75 | 74 | "Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.", |
76 | 75 | "You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!", |
77 | 76 | "When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?", |
78 | | - "Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal.", |
| 77 | + "Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal?", |
79 | 78 | "Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.", |
80 | 79 | "Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.", |
81 | 80 | "You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.", |
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84 | 83 | "Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?", |
85 | 84 | "Your parents hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster", |
86 | 85 | "You look like a before picture.", |
87 | | - "You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!", |
| 86 | + "You so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!", |
88 | 87 | "If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.", |
89 | 88 | "Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?", |
90 | 89 | "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!", |
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97 | 96 | "You have the perfect face for radio.", |
98 | 97 | "You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears - your face!", |
99 | 98 | "Looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.", |
100 | | - "Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.", |
| 99 | + "Everyone who ever loved you was lying.", |
101 | 100 | "You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.", |
102 | 101 | "You only annoy me when you're breathing.", |
103 | 102 | "We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.", |
104 | 103 | "I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!", |
105 | 104 | "If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.", |
106 | 105 | "So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?", |
107 | | - "I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.", |
| 106 | + "I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.", |
108 | 107 | "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.", |
109 | 108 | "So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.", |
110 | 109 | "I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?", |
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123 | 122 | "Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?", |
124 | 123 | "Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.", |
125 | 124 | "Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.", |
126 | | - "With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.", |
| 125 | + "With a face like yours, I'd wish I were blind.", |
127 | 126 | "Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything", |
128 | 127 | "Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!", |
129 | 128 | "You must think you're strong, but you only smell strong.", |
130 | 129 | "I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.", |
131 | | - "You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.", |
| 130 | + "You shouldn't play hide and seek; no one would look for you.", |
132 | 131 | "You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.", |
133 | 132 | "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?", |
134 | 133 | "You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.", |
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162 | 161 | "A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.", |
163 | 162 | "Your ambition outweighs your relevant skills.", |
164 | 163 | "You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.", |
165 | | - "Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality.", |
| 164 | + "Your dad's condom is bigger than your personality.", |
166 | 165 | "Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?", |
167 | 166 | "Come again when you can't stay quite so long.", |
168 | 167 | "If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.", |
169 | 168 | "You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals.", |
170 | 169 | "You have a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.", |
171 | 170 | "Two legged stool sample.", |
172 | 171 | "If you had another brain, it would be lonely.", |
173 | | - "100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?", |
| 172 | + "100,000 sperm, and you were the fastest?", |
174 | 173 | "I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.", |
175 | 174 | "I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!", |
176 | 175 | "You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.", |
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193 | 192 | "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.", |
194 | 193 | "What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?", |
195 | 194 | "For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.", |
196 | | - "You're the reason why women earn cents to the dollar.", |
| 195 | + "You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.", |
197 | 196 | "Don't get insulted, but is your life devoted to spreading ignorance?", |
198 | 197 | "You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.", |
199 | | - "Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.", |
200 | | - "The best part of you is still running down your old mans leg.", |
| 198 | + "Just reminding you there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.", |
| 199 | + "The best part of you is still running down your old man's leg.", |
201 | 200 | "You better hope you marry rich.", |
202 | | - "There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.", |
| 201 | + "There's only one problem with your face: I can see it.", |
203 | 202 | "You have enough fat to make another human.", |
204 | 203 | "If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.", |
205 | 204 | "You're so ugly, they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.", |
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209 | 208 | "You're so old, you walked into an antique shop and they put you on display.", |
210 | 209 | "You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!", |
211 | 210 | "You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!", |
212 | | - "Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has anulled the anthropoid ape species diversity.", |
| 211 | + "Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has anulled the anthropoid ape species' diversity.", |
213 | 212 | "If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.", |
214 | 213 | "Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.", |
215 | 214 | "You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.", |
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227 | 226 | "You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!", |
228 | 227 | "I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived.", |
229 | 228 | "Your mom must have a really loud bark!", |
230 | | - "Yeah you're pretty, pretty stupid", |
| 229 | + "Yeah you're pretty. Pretty stupid", |
231 | 230 | "You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.", |
232 | 231 | "Your breath is so stinky, we look forward to your farts.", |
233 | 232 | "People like you are the reason I work out.", |
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251 | 250 | } |
252 | 251 | } |
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