-
Notifications
You must be signed in to change notification settings - Fork 0
Expand file tree
/
Copy pathexample.html
More file actions
148 lines (144 loc) · 9.7 KB
/
Copy pathexample.html
File metadata and controls
148 lines (144 loc) · 9.7 KB
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<style>
@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=JetBrains+Mono:wght@400;700&display=swap');
* { margin: 0; padding: 0; box-sizing: border-box; }
body {
background: #0a0a0a;
display: flex;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
min-height: 100vh;
padding: 40px;
}
.card {
background: linear-gradient(145deg, #111111 0%, #1a1a1a 50%, #111111 100%);
border: 1px solid #2a2a2a;
border-radius: 16px;
padding: 48px 56px;
max-width: 720px;
box-shadow:
0 0 60px rgba(34, 197, 94, 0.08),
0 0 120px rgba(34, 197, 94, 0.04),
inset 0 1px 0 rgba(255,255,255,0.03);
position: relative;
overflow: hidden;
}
.card::before {
content: '';
position: absolute;
top: 0; left: 0; right: 0;
height: 2px;
background: linear-gradient(90deg, transparent, #22c55e, transparent);
opacity: 0.6;
}
pre {
font-family: 'JetBrains Mono', 'SF Mono', 'Fira Code', monospace;
font-size: 13px;
line-height: 1.5;
color: #d4d4d4;
white-space: pre;
overflow: visible;
}
.header { color: #22c55e; font-weight: 700; }
.dim { color: #555; }
.accent { color: #facc15; }
.stat-high { color: #22c55e; }
.stat-low { color: #ef4444; }
.stat-mid { color: #d4d4d4; }
.stat-legendary { color: #facc15; }
.title-line { color: #a78bfa; }
.creature { color: #6ee7b7; }
.loot { color: #fbbf24; }
.box { color: #444; }
.label { color: #888; }
.verdict { color: #22c55e; font-weight: 700; font-size: 14px; }
.quote { color: #a1a1aa; font-style: italic; }
.footer { color: #555; font-size: 11px; }
.vuln { color: #f87171; }
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div class="card">
<pre>
<span class="header"> ____ ____</span>
<span class="header"> | _ \ / __ \</span> <span class="dim">/vibe-check</span>
<span class="header"> | | | | | | |</span> <span class="dim">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span>
<span class="header"> | | | | | | |</span> <span class="accent">CODEBASE CHARACTER SHEET</span>
<span class="header"> |_| |_| |__| |</span> <span class="dim">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span>
<span class="header"> |_____/ \____/</span> <span class="dim">by sourceful.energy</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> NAME: <span class="stat-high">acme-payments-api</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> CLASS: <span class="accent">Rogue</span> (Microservice Thief) | LEVEL: <span class="accent">14</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> ALIGNMENT: <span class="stat-mid">Chaotic Good</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> TITLE: <span class="title-line">"The Exception Swallower"</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> ,---. </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> / o o \ $$$ </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> | ^ | / </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> \ --- / / <- your money </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> __| |/ </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> / |CATCH| \ </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> / { | {} | } \ </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> / \|_____|/ \ </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span><span class="creature"> /____|_______|____\ </span><span class="box">|</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="label">ABILITY SCORES</span> HP: <span class="accent">482</span> AC: <span class="stat-mid">13</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |------------------------------------------------|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> STR <span class="stat-mid">12</span> <span class="stat-mid">########..</span> | INT <span class="stat-high">15</span> <span class="stat-high">##########</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> DEX <span class="stat-legendary">17</span> <span class="stat-legendary">==========</span> | WIS <span class="stat-low"> 6</span> <span class="stat-low">####......</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> CON <span class="stat-mid">11</span> <span class="stat-mid">########..</span> | CHA <span class="stat-mid">13</span> <span class="stat-mid">########..</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="label">PROFICIENCIES</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |------------------------------------------------|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> + Stealth Deploys (pushes to prod on Fridays)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> + Sleight of Hand (12 eslint-disables, all key)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> + Sneak Attack (700 commits, 3 contributors)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> + Thieves' Cant (commit msgs nobody else gets)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="vuln">VULNERABILITIES</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |------------------------------------------------|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="vuln">- 47 TODOs. A graveyard of good intentions.</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="vuln">- 23 empty catch blocks (pain is optional)</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="vuln">- utils.ts is 2,400 lines (it has become god)</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="label">NOTABLE LOOT</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |------------------------------------------------|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="loot">+ Dagger of Stripe SDK</span> (payments, +5 revenue)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="loot">+ Helmet of Zod</span> (validation armor, rarely worn)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="loot">+ Boots of Express.js</span> (trusty, worn thin)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="loot">+ Ring of Redis</span> (caching, +3 speed)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="loot">+ Scroll of Prisma</span> (ORM incantations)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="label">QUEST LOG</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |------------------------------------------------|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> Best: "Fix race condition that charged users<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> twice on leap years"<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> Side: "Add dark mode to admin panel nobody<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> asked for"<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> Failed: "fix" (3 hours ago)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="label">KNOWN HAUNTS</span><span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |------------------------------------------------|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> The God File (utils.ts) - 89 visits<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> The Config Dungeon (.env.example) - 54 visits<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> The Schema Crypt (schema.prisma) - 41 visits<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> <span class="label">PARTY MEMBERS</span> (3 adventurers)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |------------------------------------------------|</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> devon-sr - 612 quests (does everything)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> intern-2024 - 71 quests (left in August)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> |</span> dependabot[bot] - 17 quests (automated NPC)<span class="box"> |</span>
<span class="box"> +------------------------------------------------+</span>
<span class="verdict"> VIBE VERDICT: 6/10</span>
<span class="quote"> "A level 14 Rogue who pickpockets exceptions and
hides them in empty catch blocks. Ships fast, breaks
things, patches them at 2am. We salute you."</span>
<span class="footer"> /vibe-check by sourceful.energy
github.com/srcfl/vibe-check</span>
</pre>
</div>
</body>
</html>