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Merge branch 'gonzobot' into gonzobot+milkshake-data-fix
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FUCK YEAH!
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HOORAH!
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HURRAY!
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OORAH!
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YAY!
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*\o/* CHEERS! *\o/*
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HOOHAH!
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HOOYAH!
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HUAH!
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♪ ┏(°.°)┛ ┗(°.°)┓ ♬

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A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
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A guy once bought compost. It was dirt cheap!
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
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A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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A singing fish went into a talent contest once. After the performance one of the judges said "I don't like the tuna your voice"
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Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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Did you hear a guy's bar got flooded recently? Its no worries though, it didn't dampen his spirits
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Did you hear about the composer that killed a guy? They say the murder was orchestrated
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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Did you hear they made a movie a few years ago about databases? It was so good they're making a SQL
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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Every calendar's days are numbered.
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He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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How do you get a dog to run faster? Whippet
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What do you call a bunch of overweight insects? Obees
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What do you call love in a field? A moor
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What do you get a lot of in troll blood? Hemogoblin
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What is hayfevers least favourite relative? Auntie Histamine
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What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
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Why is heaven floaty? Because Helsinki
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We can certainly taco 'bout it right here right now.

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