Merge pull request CloudBotIRC#257 from linuxdaemon/gonzobot+penis

Add penis plugin from internal Snoonet repo

Author: linuxdaemon

plugins/penis.py

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+import random
+
+from cloudbot import hook
+
+balls = ['(_)_)', '8', 'B', '(___)__)', '(_)(_)', '(@)@)', '3']
+shaft = [
+    '=', '==', '===', '====', '=====', '========',
+    '/////////////////////////', '|||||||||||||',
+    '\u2248\u2248\u2248'
+]
+head = ['D', 'Q', '>', '|\u2283' '\u22d1', '\u22d9', '\u22d7']
+emission = ['~ ~ ~ ~', '~ * ~ &', '', '*~* *~* %']
+bodypart = ['face', 'glasses', 'thigh', 'tummy', 'back', 'hiney', 'hair', 'boobs', 'tongue']
+
+
+@hook.command("penis", "bepis", autohelp=False)
+def penis(text, message):
+    """[nick] - much dongs, very ween, add a user nick as an arguement for slightly different 'output'"""
+    if not text:
+        message("{}{}{}".format(random.choice(balls), random.choice(shaft), random.choice(head)))
+    else:
+        person = text.split(' ')[0]
+        message("{}{}{}{} all over {}'s {}".format(
+            random.choice(balls), random.choice(shaft), random.choice(head),
+            random.choice(emission), person, random.choice(bodypart))
+        )