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| 1 | +"It's Your Birthday" Mateo Said. I Didn't Respond. "Are You Not Excited To Be 15" He Asked. Reading My Book I Uttered "I Turned 15 Long Ago" |
| 2 | +A tv isn't a tv. A phone isn't a phone. A screen isn't a screen. You all are staring at pixels. Feel dumb yet? Electricity to b exact |
| 3 | +All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me. So What? |
| 4 | +Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. |
| 5 | +Basically clouds are a large collection of very tiny droplets of water or ice crystals. Whats your point? |
| 6 | +Believe you me, I'm going to build a great wall |
| 7 | +Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time! |
| 8 | +Can you match my intelligence? I doubt it. |
| 9 | +Debate me anytime. I'll be studying philosophy with a minor in economics (Honours program), so I've got a strong understanding of this stuff. |
| 10 | +Do some research. If you don't understand what I've said you're no where near my level. |
| 11 | +Doctor Who is amazing, Its far to complex for your small unimaginative brain to handle, Which is why you dislike it so much. |
| 12 | +Doctors are trash these days. I literally had to educate mine about the endocrine system alteration and it's effects on equilibrium. |
| 13 | +Don't bother swiping right if you have an IQ lower than 135 because you won't be able to keep up. |
| 14 | +FYI: The Olympics moves around the world almost as much as eclipses, and with the same frequency, yet nobody calls them rare. |
| 15 | +For some reason it's acceptable for people to point out that I have no sense of humor but unacceptable for me to point out that they're actually just way too dumb to understand my dry wit |
| 16 | +Haha you clearly dont know the English language or firearms. Assault is a verb not a noun. You assault someone using a weapon. There is no such thing as an assault rifle. LOL educate yourself before looking like an idiot. |
| 17 | +How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real |
| 18 | +How inept are these "adults" we speak of? At the age of 6 I was able to do my own laundry, clean dishes, and cook for myself(i particularly enjoyed Chicken Marsala). And I'm only 17 |
| 19 | +How many presidents from United States an average US citizen know? I'm from Europe and i know 25 of them |
| 20 | +I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy. / Shouts Out To @TIME |
| 21 | +I Watch Twilight Every Night |
| 22 | +I Will Always Give You The Truth I Will Never Lie To You In My music If You Cant Handle My Feelings And Emotions Please Unfollow Me |
| 23 | +I am also the youngest entrepreneur in my family and town, I have a degree and frequently participate in the stock market, I'm about to buy a house and I'm considering getting myself a Porche Cayman ;) |
| 24 | +I can fit more words in one sentence than a college professor can in an hour and a half. |
| 25 | +I can't tell you. Way too complicated for a simple brain like yours. |
| 26 | +I don't know why Stephen Hawking got so much praise. He wasn't even THAT smart. |
| 27 | +I don't like "dumbing" myself down just so I can talk to others. |
| 28 | +I guess I'm too intelligent to have ever worked in the food service industry, and yes I would like fries with that. |
| 29 | +I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist. |
| 30 | +I honestly think that most women aren't smart enough to hold a conversation with me. |
| 31 | +I just gave a 10 minute lecture to six strangers in a bar about how you can't divide by zero. |
| 32 | +I just sat at my desk, for 45 min, and calculated how many pages read for fun... my graphing calculator couldn't add that many numbers together. |
| 33 | +I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me. |
| 34 | +I like China. I just sold an apartment for 15M to someone who was Chinese. |
| 35 | +I mean what do you want me to say? He is a loser! |
| 36 | +I read so much now, I've started citing books in every conversation. |
| 37 | +I think I've quoted Aristotle 2x already today. It's only 10 am. |
| 38 | +I was down there, and I watched our police and firemen, down at 7-Eleven |
| 39 | +I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean, I want to help women. |
| 40 | +I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words. |
| 41 | +I will literally block you for being dumb. I discriminate heavily against people with low IQs. |
| 42 | +I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist. I think that would be, maybe, going too far. |
| 43 | +I'm 12 I know more than most people with jobs. |
| 44 | +I'm a Psych/Bio double major who did pre-med. I'm now doing a PHd program. Trust me, the courses I took are quite a notch above nursing. |
| 45 | +I'm highly intelligent and I've never been to the opera, done yoga or have ever eaten at a fancy restaurant. |
| 46 | +I'm in the group Mensa, which is a high-I.Q. organization. |
| 47 | +I'm not in Highschool. While I've yet to attend a University (Liberal brain-wash camp), I've got a Master's level education. |
| 48 | +I'm sensing some serious flaws in the mind and personality. |
| 49 | +I'm sorry I dont know who Skrillex is. I was so busy listening to Bach, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, and other various classical artists that I forgot to go bumbling through Youtube to look for whatever that is. |
| 50 | +I've never gone to formal schools, and I am very knowledgeable in a great deal of matter |
| 51 | +Increasing the vernacluar of a swath of individuals is sometimes rather perplexing but best of luck to you |
| 52 | +It's hard being stuck in your own brain |
| 53 | +I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her. |
| 54 | +Just goes to show you that being a software engineer does not necessarily indicate a high IQ or a well thought out world view ;) |
| 55 | +Just took a few IQ tests including the practice Mensa and the Cambridge IQ test and my average of the 3 were 146. |
| 56 | +Let's just say I've read a lot. |
| 57 | +Momentum & energy transfer. Elastic & Inelastic Collisions. Spin-stabilized projectiles. Nothing like a good game of Football |
| 58 | +Most Trees Are Blue |
| 59 | +Most people come out of a day of midterms with a fried brain, but not me. My midterms were so easy that they left me unaffected. |
| 60 | +My Cabinet has the highest IQ of any Cabinet ever assembled |
| 61 | +My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault. |
| 62 | +My IQ test came back with a score of 146, higher than 99.9% of the population. |
| 63 | +My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. |
| 64 | +My intelligence is the cause of and solution to all the problems I have on a daily basis, but whenever I talk about them, I always get chastised for bringing up the fact that I am smarter than average even though I am. |
| 65 | +My intelligence is the focal point of my life. |
| 66 | +Normal people arent quad lingual like me so I consider it a skill I need to flaunt, like a peacock. |
| 67 | +Not impressive at all - if she could read a book about philosophy in 95 seconds - I would be impressed - this is just idiotic |
| 68 | +Not to brag or anything but I'm really smart. |
| 69 | +Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry. |
| 70 | +Odd that we live in a time where telling people what is true in the face of what is false comes across as being a pompous ass |
| 71 | +People think I can't possibly be funny merely because I don't tell jokes. In reality - jokes I make would go over yours, or anybody's head. |
| 72 | +Ppl actually gotta Google that? Lol good thing they are planning on moving to Canada cause USA dont need no more dumba ppl lol |
| 73 | +Pretty sure I actually disproved the Patagorean Theorem once and my teacher wrote it off. |
| 74 | +School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth |
| 75 | +Should I disclose my IQ to my manager? I'm afraid I'll trigger some insecurity in him and he'll start looking for reasons to get rid of me. |
| 76 | +Smart people like me need to make it known or people assume I'm just like them. |
| 77 | +Some Mexicans, I assume, are good people. |
| 78 | +Sometimes I wonder if we'd have flying cars by now had civilization spent a little less brain energy contemplating Football. |
| 79 | +Thanks, but I don't celebrate New Years. People like me are cognizant of the passing time on a daily, if not continuous, basis. Hence, I have no need for such a holiday. |
| 80 | +That moment when ur meme is so intelligent half of the guys dont get it lol |
| 81 | +The beauty of me is that I’m very rich. |
| 82 | +The concept of global warming was created by the Chinese people. |
| 83 | +The only card Hillary has is the woman's card. Loser! |
| 84 | +The point is, you can never be too greedy. |
| 85 | +There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER |
| 86 | +These girls don't trade crypto money and stock options for the kinda money like I do. They work in food service and barely make enough to cover their own rent. |
| 87 | +Total Solar Eclipses occur somewhere on Earth every two years, or so. So just calm yourself when people tell you they're rare |
| 88 | +Unawareness Is The Only Sin, And If You Were Aware You Would Know. |
| 89 | +We are going to build a beautiful fabulous wall. |
| 90 | +When I Die. Then You Will Realize |
| 91 | +When You Live Your Whole Life In A Prison Freedom Can Be So Dull. |
| 92 | +You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands |
| 93 | +You Must Not Know Fashion |
| 94 | +You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!! |
| 95 | +You're is just a remnant from old English. I went to private school. I now what I'm talking about. |
| 96 | +You're not dumb. which is why I put up with you, but if you think you're smarter than me just stfu |
| 97 | +Your comments reflect an intellect inversely proportional to your smugness. |
| 98 | +just casually reading my green tea bottle and can mentally picture the atomic structures of 70% of the ingredients |
| 99 | +other people: YOLO me: carpe diem quam minimum credula postero. If none of you peasants know what that means, it's taken from a Latin ode and translates to "sieze the day, put very little trust in tomorrow". |
| 100 | +what I lack in appearance I make up for with intellect and a dry sense of humor that'll leave you thirsty |
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