Add .fuck and .zombs from internal repo

Author: linuxdaemon

plugins/jokes.py

@@ -97,6 +97,11 @@ def boobies(text):
         return "Sorry I couldn't turn anything in '{}' into boobs for you.".format(out)
     return out
 
+@hook.command("zombs", autohelp=False)
+def zombs(conn, chan):
+    """prints some fucked up shit."""
+    out = "\u2299\u2299\u0505\u0F0D\u0020\u0E88\u0020\u25DE\u0C6A\u25DF\u0E88\u0020\u0F0D\u0648"
+    return out
 
 @hook.command("awesome", "iscool", "cool")
 def awesome(text, is_nick_valid):
@@ -135,3 +140,8 @@ def kero(text):
 def lawyerjoke(message):
     """- returns a lawyer joke, so lawyers know how much we hate them"""
     message(random.choice(lawyerjoke))
+
+@hook.command("fuck", autohelp=False)
+def fuck(text):
+    """returns something funny."""
+    return("something funny.")